Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Gangway for Mr. Snotty!
For the record, the best way to watch any award show is with TIVO. That way you can skip the commercials and all the interstitial bull shit. At our house the Grammies lasted about six minutes, but only because I kept repeating the extended stripper show that Shakira calls her “act”. Also, for the Grammies, you will also need a mute button. (Which I also used while watching Shakira’s “act”.
Just a few Grammy thoughts:
Was it really good to see the police again? I mean, were they gone? Why couldn’t they have just gotten together at the pub like other old guys. And if they had to do an old song why did they do the one that is so burned into my memory that I didn’t even hear it? Why couldn’t they have done the one where the guy was in love with his inflatable doll? There’s one I’d like to hear again.
And the Dixie Chicks; why did they really need to sweep the awards? It couldn’t be because of their music. Is it just because they said Bush was a piece of shit? If that’s the case I think about 70% of this country should get a Grammy.
Finally, the Doors get the lifetime achievement award! Bout time! They haven’t won anything since 71 when they got the Death-time achievement award. Isn’t it ironic that people win the lifetime achievement award when they look like death?
Was it just me, or did anyone else try to sneak a peek up Corinne Bailey Rae’s dress?
John Mayer, dude! It’s OK. You can afford a new guitar. Don’t worry, we’ll still think you’re cool.
Shakira, babe, nice abs. Those six million daily sit-ups are doing the trick. Now, let’s get to work on that “music” thing.
On to other, non music related thoughts:
Anna Nichole Smith and Marilyn Monroe. The only thing they have in common with each other is the one thing they both have in common with every other dead person.
…they’re dead.
There, I can go to bed now.
Just a few Grammy thoughts:
Was it really good to see the police again? I mean, were they gone? Why couldn’t they have just gotten together at the pub like other old guys. And if they had to do an old song why did they do the one that is so burned into my memory that I didn’t even hear it? Why couldn’t they have done the one where the guy was in love with his inflatable doll? There’s one I’d like to hear again.
And the Dixie Chicks; why did they really need to sweep the awards? It couldn’t be because of their music. Is it just because they said Bush was a piece of shit? If that’s the case I think about 70% of this country should get a Grammy.
Finally, the Doors get the lifetime achievement award! Bout time! They haven’t won anything since 71 when they got the Death-time achievement award. Isn’t it ironic that people win the lifetime achievement award when they look like death?
Was it just me, or did anyone else try to sneak a peek up Corinne Bailey Rae’s dress?
John Mayer, dude! It’s OK. You can afford a new guitar. Don’t worry, we’ll still think you’re cool.
Shakira, babe, nice abs. Those six million daily sit-ups are doing the trick. Now, let’s get to work on that “music” thing.
On to other, non music related thoughts:
Anna Nichole Smith and Marilyn Monroe. The only thing they have in common with each other is the one thing they both have in common with every other dead person.
…they’re dead.
There, I can go to bed now.
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